This prompt “Fibbing Friday” comes from The Haunted Wordsmith (HWDP) on 05/17/2019.
This challenge gives you a chance to do a little fibbing. You are to come up with your best tail to this week’s food-themed questions.
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What is in Ranch Dressing?
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Ranch dressing is when someone decorates their land on their ranch to get it ready for a party.
What is Cool Whip really?
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Cool Whip? That is a person who uses a whip in the winter to gather their flock.
Why is the pineapple cake upside down?
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This is easy, it is when you eat pineapple while standing on your head upside down on a cake.
What is a chicken finger really?
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Having a chicken finger is when someone is afraid to text someone back. Their fingers become chicken.
What did the baker lose in the cake?
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The baker lost his wife in the cake. She was helping him cook and fell into the batter.
What does pork belly go with best?
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Pork belly goes great with toothpaste. It is sort of like milk and Pepsi. Great snack.
What happened when the farmer grew tomatoes and pumpkins together?
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When the farmer grew pumpkins and tomatoes together, he grew pumpkin pie with tomato sauce on top. Tastes great.
What does the butcher do with the leftover parts?
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When the butcher has leftover parts, he plants them to grow some more. BTW, money does grow on trees.
Why was Grandma’s fruit cake so popular?
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Grandma’s fruit cake was so popular because she hypnotized her customers. Grandma really can’t cook. Sshh, don’t tell her I told you.
What is Dracula’s favorite dessert?
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Dracula loves to have garlic cookies in the shape of a cross. That is his favorite, with a shot of Holy water to wash it down.
Who would win the Halloween Bake Off and what would they cook?
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Leatherface would win the bake-off with his amazing meat pies.
What did the novice cook mistake for green beans?
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The novice cook mistook green onions as green beans.
What are baked beans really and what do they go with?
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Baked beans are beans that are baked in a pie and they go with ice cream. Great for birthdays.
Answers Created By Celestial B Purposed
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